Today I multi-tasked, playing table tennis, and making a life plan. You already know about my previous 14 years, so lets begin with age 15.
Year 2012 - Age 15: See a psychiatrist because of this life plan.
Year 2013 - Age 16: Go to Juvenile Hall to fight the trial of my insanity.
Year 2014 - Age 17: Lose the case and get sent to a children's insane asylum.
Year 2015 - Age 18: Become a legal adult and post bail for my insanity.
Year 2016 - Age 19: Enroll for a university.
Year 2017 - Age 20: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2018 - Age 21: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2019 - Age 22: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2020 - Age 23: Love getting my diploma and want to do it again.
Year 2021 - Age 24: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2022 - Age 25: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2023 - Age 26: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2024 - Age 27: Love getting my diploma.
Year 2025 - Age 28: Meet a nice girl because of my diploma.
Year 2026 - Age 29: Love getting my dimploma because of great girl.
Year 2027 - Age 30: Propose to girl.
Year 2028 - Age 31: Get married.
Year 2029 - Age 32: Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Year 2030 - Age 33: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant.
Year 2031 - Age 34: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all boys.
Year 2032 - Age 35: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce.
Year 2033 - Age 36: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children.
Year 2034 - Age 37: Love Hawaii so much I move there permanently.
Year 2035 - Age 38: Still living in Hawaii.
Year 2036 - Age 39: Grow tired of Hawaii, move back to Australia.
Year 2037 - Age 40: Living in Australia...again!
Year 2038 - Age 41: Meet a nice girl...again!
Year 2039 - Age 42: Propose to girl...again!
Year 2040 - Age 43: Get married...again!
Year 2041 - Age 44: Honeymoon in Hawaii...again!
Year 2042 - Age 45: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant...again!
Year 2043 - Age 46: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all girls.
Year 2044 - Age 47: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce...again!
Year 2045 - Age 48: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children...again!
Year 2046 - Age 49: Grow tired of Hawaii...again! Move back to Australia...again!
Year 2047 - Age 50: Get run over by a bus.
Year 2048 - Age 51: In a coma.
Year 2049 - Age 52: In a coma...still!
Year 2050 - Age 53: In a coma...still!
Year 2051 - Age 54: In a coma...still!
Year 2052 - Age 55: In & out of conciousness.
Year 2053 - Age 56: In a coma...still!
Year 2054 - Age 57: In a coma...still!
Year 2055 - Age 58: In a coma...still!
Year 2056 - Age 59: In a coma...still!
Year 2057 - Age 60: Come out of coma. Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2058 - Age 61: In a coma...again!
Year 2059 - Age 62: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2060 - Age 63: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2061 - Age 64: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2062 - Age 65: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2063 - Age 66: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2064 - Age 67: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2065 - Age 68: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2066 - Age 69: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2067 - Age 70: Come out of coma...again! Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2068 - Age 71: In a coma...again!
Year 2069 - Age 72: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2070 - Age 73: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2071 - Age 74: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2072 - Age 75: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2073 - Age 76: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2074 - Age 77: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2075 - Age 78: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2076 - Age 79: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2077 - Age 80: Come out of coma...again! So old & frail & brain-damaged from bus accidents and comas that I move to retirement home.
Year 2078 - Age 81: Die peacefully in my sleep.
Year 2079 - Age 82: Zombie outbreak causes me to wake from the dead.
Year 2080 - Age 83: Get shot in face by survivors of zombie outbreak.
Year 2081 - Age 84: Military finally ends zombie outbreak.
Year 2082 - Age 85: Scientists discover a way to cure dead zombies.
Year 2083 - Age 86: Get revived and cured.
Year 2084 - Age 87: Die from heart attack in shock of what the world has become.
Year 2085 - Age 88: Scientists cure death.
Year 2086 - Age 89: Get revived...again!
Year 2087 - Age 90: Living life like there's no tomorrow.
Year 2088 - Age 91: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2089 - Age 92: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2090 - Age 93: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2091 - Age 94: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2092 - Age 95: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2093 - Age 96: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2094 - Age 97: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2095 - Age 98: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2096 - Age 99: Scientists discover how to turn people into robots.
Year 2097 - Age 100: Get turned into a robot.
Years 2098-2751 - Ages 101-754: Live 653 years as a robot until aliens destroy all life (and robots) on Earth.
Year 2752 - Age 800: Survivors of alien invasion discover my body.
Years 2753-2996 - Ages 801-999: Get worshipped like a god.
Year 2997 - Age 1000: Get put into a museum for all eternity.
Year 6997 - Age 5000: Self-destruct sequence initiates, killing all human life.
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